Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Crusading humour is best humour.
does anyone else have “the chair”
I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.
Analyzing English Grammar, Klammer, Schulz, & Della Volpe, p. 21
you guys my grammar book is sassy
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign
Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014
Amy: “My family was guilt tripping the shit out of me and so I exaggerated so I could come visit. Besides, a dying dad can be a get out of jail free card.”